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chapter 1
- New antibiotic osmotically explodes bacteria.
- Arabian women use magic worms to turn men into zombies.
- The Randoms are cured but now speak Tontonics.
- Paramecium loses fashion sense as it edges toward 200 .
- Franklin rules the seas using genetically modified organisms (GMO).
- Synchronized paramecium swim out of magic teeth.
- E. Coli gets new public image via advertising.
- Terrorettes ride in garbage trucks .
- ATP organs go crazy and reject children.
- Wearing pellicle allows asexual reproduction.
- "The Homosexual Guide to Reproduction" gets feelgood book award.
- UD books distributed free to children in plot to destabilize universe.
- resistdance choreographs SMB moon trip.
- Animal suits inspire amazing new strengths and weaknesses.
- Ghost bodcasting from the spirit world.
- Floataway Tablets reduce population. Excess population floats away.
- people linked by love of Crisco.
- Marriage = mutual encystment .
- Contractile vacuole allows paramecium to laugh.
- How-to books for primitive man
chapter 2
- the punishment animal.
- Franklin performs self monkey heart transplant.
- Resourceful families make insects into KFC using KFA method.
- Serious injuries lead to special powers.
- Paramecium learns to like new Crisco.
- Metrosexual Tontonics pickup strategy (MTPS).
- Zombie DDR choreographed using MAA .
- The Randoms spend an entire evening happily conversing with microbes.
- Government links //all// academic subject matter to terrorism.
- Dentists graft teeth onto microbes.
- Purposelessness achieved using Floataway Tablets .
- Autogamy amplifies the worry gene with each generation.
- Didinium attacks SMB while on the moon
- Tonto visits chocolate factory
- Sex is better after cellular regression.
- Organs escape the body and survive on their own starting new evolutionary branches.
- Didinium offers flowers to prospective prey .
- Terrorist training school is shaped like an actual terrorist.
- Programmable pit bulls limit antisocial behavior (ASB) in small towns.
- didinium cysts discovered on the moon.
- paramecium laughter prevents didinium from mating
- Terrorettes use secret penis neutralization methods to humiliate men.
- Another antibiotic strategy: Scare bacteria to death using ghost paramecium .
- Upside down (UD) protozoan clothes sweep spring fashion scene.
- Dick Cheney's laptop fills with paramecium after accidental fall into the Potomac.
- seal dance derived from MAA of seals.
- New-Children's-Army uses artificial vaginas to calm down.
- deep sea microbes
- Paul and Ellen develop superhuman strength.
- Stalinomics.
- Plots encyst when their idea supplies are depleted.
- Retro housewives sew protective pellicles
- Big words for small things.
- AGTI teaches paramecium gestures and movements.
- Energy fields amplified by rhythmic plots .
- the hermaphrodite's guide to reproduction.
- Paul & Ellen achieve success via reverse promotion.
is continuity an issue?
- Microscopic garbage trucks.
- Devo-SM cures fear.
- Paramecium dancers.
- Organelle’s new Crisco dance.
- Pit bulls achieve geometric rates of reproduction using autogamy.
- Government cracks down on how-to books.
- Protozoan kids.
- Soldiers in the New-Children's-Army recite nursery rhymes while killing.
chapter 3
- The small town as microbe model.
- "The kitchen guide to contraceptives"
- FBM provides a path back to religion for ill dressed NH residents.
- The penis school, which is shaped like a penis.
- Under the microscope, trichocysts are visible in new Crisco .
- Look out!
- Laughter increases with devolution.
- Mummies reanimated via sex.
- Microphones hidden in the stomachs of cows record a dialect identical to Tontonics.
- Didinium becomes famous enough to have a celebrity afterlife.
- Amoeba randomly changes its layer status
- Mantra books are translated into protozoan.
- Why do girls like flowers?
- How-to use your mister-paramecium-head.
- wild in sunshine
- People remember striped experiences even though there were no stripes involved.
- How-to liquefy pit bulls using a modified Nintendo power glove.
- Animals read UD books to their stuffed people.
- schoolmarms-in-the-bedroom as a contraceptive.
- AGTI Admissions office considers applicant's history of wearing animal suits .
- You are what you watch.
- Clans of people in similar animal suits driving similar garbage trucks.
- As the Randoms interbreed with other Randoms, randomness declines.
- ED dance craze.
- Pictures of Joni Mitchell in a state of high osmotic pressure.
- Eating worms, formerly a punishment, is fashionable and nutritious.
- Microbes get high.
- Oompa-loompas are the pinnacle of beauty.
- Condoleezza Rice in an elementary school reading "A is For Ambush".
- A quest to destabilize the world using the saxophone .
- Music becomes seal dancing via MAA
- New toys reproduce when exposed to sunlight.
- Battle of the food vacuoles.
- paramecium contractile vacuoles are actually mouths
- Singles agree to let Ipod shuffle algorithm select prospective mates.